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The Little Blue Man

One morning when I was out shopping,
Though you'll find it hard to believe,
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!

I hurried back to my apartment;
I rushed in and I closed the door.
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more:

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!

For weeks after that I was haunted,
Though no one could see him but me.
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be!

"I wuv you! I wuv you!"
said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!

One evening in wild desperation,
I rushed to a rooftop in town,
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down!

"I wuv you! I wuv you!"
said the little blue man.
"I wuv you, I wuv you to bits!"
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man,
And scared me right out of my wits!

I whispered: "thank goodness that's over."
I smiled as I hurried outside.
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye:

"I don't wuv you anymore!"



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